What’s up Boris?
Boris: Huuururuuugh! Me: What’s your problem? Boris: My tummy hurts. Me: Your stomach looks like a beer belly on a skinny Irishman! What did you get into?! Boris: <looks guilty> nothing. Me: <Looks out in the garage> You ate most of the cat food we got from the in-laws! What the heck were you thinking?! [...]